7wejeb:
“its free
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portraits-of-america:
“ “On our first date, she wanted to try my culture’s food—I’m Vietnamese. She ordered spicy shrimp, and when her plate came out, all the shrimp still had their heads on with their eyes and antennae. She didn’t expect that, so I...

janemba:

How did July go by in 3 days

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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awwww-cute:
“Every Morning (Source: http://ift.tt/1Jto6v9)
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Fuck her from the back while she’s cooking eggs in morning for you

killerkleopatra:

Yall gonna learn to stop taking sex advice from tumblr when ya titty hit that hot pan on the stove

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