people who say ‘nom nom nom’ when they eat

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(Source: panerasexual, via pizza)

clear666:

failmacaw:

But daddy I love him.

so much is happening

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

(via cumfort)

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofyourmum, via ohmydarlingx321)

icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

(via 0riginal)

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(via whitedad)

sorry:

I am very angry for not being born with the ability to sing or draw.

(Source: sorry, via orgasm)

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

(via hotboyproblems)

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix, via pizza)

resurgance:

the government be like

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(via belatrilly)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via relahvant)