• most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
  • me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks


my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via anxiouslovers)


Boys hoodies are just so much more comfortable.

(via eremophobi-a)


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my dad just said “i cant even”


(via trust)


*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c, via hotboyproblems)